When I misbehaved, my father wouldn't spank me.... Instead, he'd ground me.
And Then He'd Run Electric Current Through Me.
At the end of a comment a redditor put 'sorry for bad English'
Someone replied with "Your English is really good don't apologize"
Op responded with "English is my first language I'm just apologizing for misbehaved English people"
A woman walks down the street.
At the corner of the street is a three story white house with a large porch. A parrot sits in a cage on the porch by the screen door.
As the woman reaches the corner, she hears from the cage the parrot squawk "You're fat and you're ugly." The woman thinks nothing of it at first but again the...
When I was a kid I was diagnosed as gluten intolerant.
When I misbehaved my mom would make me eat a bunch of white bread. A gluten for punishment kind of thing.
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While my son was at the school yesterday he was acting up. The teacher called on him and asked, "Do you remember what you promised me?" The boy said, "Yes, that I wouldn't misbehave anymore." Then the teacher asked, "And do you remember what I promised you?" The boy responded, "Yes, that if I misbeh...