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Millennium Falcon Jokes

Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?

It was a Wookiee mistake.

Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them…

Millennium Falcons

Han and Yoda are flying in the Millennium Falcon

"Are you sure we're going the right way?" Han asks.

"Off course we are. " Yoda replies.

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How did the captain of the Millennium Falcon satisfy himself before he met Leia?

With his Hans, Solo

What first tipped Darth Vader off about the Millennium Falcon?

He found their lack of freight disturbing

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot.

I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

A Father tells his son a joke

Dad: Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he rode it

Son: Why??

Dad: Because he made a Wookie mistake

Son: That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard Hans down

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Step 1: Get underwear with the Millennium Falcon on the butt.

Step 2: Have the fastest hunk of junk in the trunk in the galaxy.

C3PO, Luke Skywalker, and Han Solo are taken prisoner on an alien planet

The Millennium Falcon had to make an emergency stop on an uncharted planet. The trio is greeted by a hostile alien race and placed in a horrendous prison.

After some time they are taken in the night to some kind of tribunal where they are told that all outsiders are regarded as evil demons an...

Zalporin

Luke and Leia are on a mission to a remote Rebel base when they receive a distress call from the Millennium Falcon. Tracing its homing beacon, they discover that the ship is stranded on a planet called Zalporin, on the other side of the galaxy.

"I've heard of this world," Leia says, gravely c...

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