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What’s Mozart’s current occupation?

Decomposer

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What do you call someone who writes Death Metal music?

A Decomposer

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If Mozart turned into a zombie...

He'd be a famous decomposer.

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"Dad," said my son during the music performance, "who's that dead Jamaican man waving his stick around?"

I said, "Son, he's decomposer."

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What did they call Mozart after he died?

A decomposer

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In his prime Mozart was one of the best composers.

But after his death he became a decomposer.

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Why is Mozart's dead body covered in maggots?

Maggots are "decomposers."

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Beethoven and Bach were once composers.

Now they are decomposers.

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