Ml Jokes - 6 Hilarious Ml Jokes

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A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

I know, that's a lot of information to swallow.

my wife told me she would bang my head into my keyboard If I don't stop playing.

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A Machine Learning Expert at an interview

Interviewer: "What can you say is your biggest strength?"

ML Expert: "I'm an expert in machine learning."

Int.: What's 6 + 10?

ML E.: Zero.

Int.: That's not even close! it's 16!

ML E.: Okay, it's 16.

Int.: What's 10 + 20?

ML E.: It's 16.

A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar...

The bartender asks, "What will you have?"

The ML algorithm immediately responds, "What's everyone else having?"

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Women, the best freaking firewall in the world. (Xpost from r/funny )

* One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
* One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
* One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
* In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
* This means that the throughput of a man's me...

Favorite color

me: How are you

her: I'm fine

me: So what's your favorite colour?

her: Ohh please stop asking stupid
questions. Ask me something logical
and matured.

me: How many moles of Sodium
bicarbonate are needed to neutralise
0.8 ml of Sulphuric Acid at STP...

he...

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