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Igneous Rock Jokes

It’s important not to confuse metamorphic with igneous rock

After all, you can’t just take this schist for granite.

What did the Igneous rock say to the Magma.

I'm you but cooler.

A brilliant scientist successfully creates a lifelike deer cyborg.

Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn wo...

What type of rocks are hipsters?

Igneous rocks, because they were magma before it was cool.

Holmes is on the case...

Sherlock Holmes is investigating a murder where the culprit had used a knife carved from Sandstone.
Dr. Watson finds the choice of murder weapon odd.
"Holmes, who would kill another man with an Igneous rock?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson, Sedimentary..."

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