Mechanically Jokes

I know its an old joke, and I'm milking it dry. I just think its dairy funny.

and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."

I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the r... read more

It was riveting.