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Matza Jokes

A synagogue is being audited by the IRS

The auditor was really eager to catch the Rabbi with wasting charity funds.

Auditor - what do you do with the candle drippings?

Rabbi - we collect it and send it back to the candle company. Every once in a while, they send us back new candles.

Auditor - when you're finished ea...

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A blind man is walking

A blind man is walking to his bus stop and sits down next to a Jewish guy who was eating some matza, the Jewish man turn to him and asks if he liked to share? The blind man takes the matza and a few seconds later turns to the Jewish man in disgust saying “who wrote this crap”

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A tax collector went to audit the local synagogue

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi.

"We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box o...

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