Diner: “ We don't eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts. What do you recommend we get?
Waitress: “Out.”
who decided to call it ‘gluten free’…
and not ‘against the grain’?
A man walks into a bakery, points to some bread and asks...
Man: 'Is this Gluten free?'
Cashier: No.
It costs $4.50
How do Germans tell if bread is gluten free?
They check the Gluten Tag
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gluten free cereal.
I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it "NO FUCKING WHEY!"
The only thing sadder than a gluten free funeral...
is a flourless grave.
How do you sell a gluten free pizza?
Take all the other pizzas out of the frozen section.
(too soon?)
gluten free whole wheat spaghetti
its inpastabowl
Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free?
Because their food preferences are very sticky.
Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. Been running 2.5 miles a day, drinking 2 gallons of water, cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel great! Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day.
I have no idea who originally posted this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy & paste!
An irregular bird
I saw a bird today It was eating a gluten free bagel It must be a Millennial Falcon
A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar
They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.
They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...
My wife suggested that it might be nice if I bought her some flowers for her birthday.
For some reason, she wasn't particularly happy when I handed over a bag of wholemeal, a bag of self raising and a bag of gluten free.
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