How do Germans tell if bread is gluten free?

They check the Gluten Tag

Why aren't gluten free people mainstream?

The go against the grain.

What do you call a gluten free noodle?

An impasta

How do you sell a gluten free pizza?

Take all the other pizzas out of the frozen section.

(too soon?)

Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. Been running 2.5 miles a day, drinking 2 gallons of water, cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel great! Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day.

I have no idea who originally posted this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy & paste!

Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free?

Because their food preferences are very sticky.

I finally found a recipe that is gluten free, fat free, dairy free and contains no sugar.

It’s a breath of fresh air.

The only thing sadder than a gluten free funeral...

is a flourless grave.

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gluten free cereal.

I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it "NO FUCKING WHEY!"

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

An irregular bird

I saw a bird today
It was eating a gluten free bagel
It must be a Millennial Falcon

The Germans are so innovative when it comes to diets.

Especially the gluten free diets. They’ve started a new initiative with their food. If something has gluten in it, they give it a guten tag.

My wife suggested that it might be nice if I bought her some flowers for her birthday.

For some reason, she wasn't particularly happy when I handed over a bag of wholemeal, a bag of self raising and a bag of gluten free.

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