Take all the other pizzas out of the frozen section.
Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. Been running 2.5 miles a day, drinking 2 gallons of water, cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel great! Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day.
I have no idea who originally posted this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy & paste!
Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free?
Because their food preferences are very sticky.
I finally found a recipe that is gluten free, fat free, dairy free and contains no sugar.
It’s a breath of fresh air.
The only thing sadder than a gluten free funeral...
is a flourless grave.
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gluten free cereal.
I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it "NO FUCKING WHEY!"
A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar
They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.
They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...
An irregular bird
I saw a bird today It was eating a gluten free bagel It must be a Millennial Falcon
The Germans are so innovative when it comes to diets.
Especially the gluten free diets. They’ve started a new initiative with their food. If something has gluten in it, they give it a guten tag.
My wife suggested that it might be nice if I bought her some flowers for her birthday.
For some reason, she wasn't particularly happy when I handed over a bag of wholemeal, a bag of self raising and a bag of gluten free.