Maple Tree Jokes - 6 Hilarious Maple Tree Jokes

A farmer’s wife had an affair with a Maple Tree.

A farmer’s wife had an affair with a Maple tree. She was ashamed of her actions but her husband was always so busy with his farm work and rarely had time to tend to her needs. Once she became pregnant, the farmer had his suspicions, but after the baby was born, he was all but convinced the child was...

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Somebody get me a maple tree ...

asap!

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Girl, are you a maple tree?

Cause I’d tap that.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

"I'd tap that."

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Canada is a logging nation.

Maple trees, spruce tress, and indigenous family trees.

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A boy and his father are walking through the park ...

The young boy spots two dogs going at it full-bore under the shade of a spreading maple tree.

"Daddy!" he says. "What are those dogs doing?!"

The old man says, "Ah, well, that dog hurt his leg, so his buddy is gonna help him get home."

The boy shakes his head. "Man, ain't that j...

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