TIL that anarchists don't celebrate birthdays

Because they don't believe in parties.

Why did the anarchist refuse to put his finger up his ass?

Because he didn't want to feel prostate.

Why did the anarchist die from cancer?

>!His values didn't allow him to do a prostate exam.!<

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What do therapist and anarchists have in common?

They both want to help landlords get rid of their complexes.

Why can't men be anarchists?

Because they have a Pro State

A marxist, an anarchist, and a nihilist walk into a bar

“Sorry,” says the bartender, “we don’t serve anyone under 18.”

What sound does an anarchist Pigeon make?

Coup. Coup.

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Never have anal sex with an anarchist.

You'll give him a pro state orgasm!

What's an anarchist's most likely cause of death?

Prostate cancer

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

I met an anarchist ice cream maker

Some men just want to watch the world churn.

What sort of mint do anarchists hate?


Why don't anarchists drink green tea?

Because it helps fight free radicals.

I tried starting an anarchist community.

Nobody would follow the rules.

Why do anarchists prefer the Imperial system of measurement?

They want to live in a liter-less society!

Did you hear the story of the anarchists' surprise party?

Well, the surprise was that there was no party.

What happens to male anarchists as they get older?

They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues.

Why are dogs so good at finding anarchists?

They are great at tracking dissent.

Anarchists be like


Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

I recently started an anarchist political group...

...but nobody who would obey the rules.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Anarchy is bad for you.

So there's two guys at a bar and the first one says

##So, how's it been going with your anarchist club recently?

###I got kicked out recently, sadly.

##Kicked out? Why?

###I don't know, I was just following the rules!

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

[just wrote this one] Political Massage

So I went to this masseur. Great reputation. People say he’s good with his hands.

We get down to business, and he starts asking me about politics.

He asks, “So are you for states or against states? You’ll get a different massage depending on your answer.”

I guess he’s probably a...

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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For all you web developers out there.

Why couldn't the div buy a drink?

It lacked id.

Why couldn't the div find a girlfriend?

It lacked class.

Why wasn't the div good at diplomacy?

Its position was absolute.

Why was the div an anarchist?

It had no borders.

Why couldn't the div pla...

I've quit wearing Lee jeans...

...I'm afraid some anarchist will try to pull them down!

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