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Anarchist Jokes

TIL that anarchists don't celebrate birthdays

Because they don't believe in parties.

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What do therapist and anarchists have in common?

They both want to help landlords get rid of their complexes.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Where do anarchists keep their records?

Anarchive

Why did the anarchist only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How did the anarchist die?

From pro-state cancer

What is an anarchists least favorite part of the body?

The prostate.

The pro-state.

Why are anarchists bad at carpentry?

They have no rulers

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Never have anal sex with an anarchist.

You'll give him a pro state orgasm!

Why don't anarchists drink green tea?

Because it helps fight free radicals.

I met an anarchist ice cream maker

Some men just want to watch the world churn.

Why do anarchists have awful taste?

They have an aversion to things that rule.

Why did the anarchist refuse to put his finger up his ass?

Because he didn't want to feel prostate.

What sound does an anarchist Pigeon make?

Coup. Coup.

What's an anarchist's most likely cause of death?

Prostate cancer

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What sort of mint do anarchists hate?

Governmint

I recently started an anarchist political group...

...but nobody who would obey the rules.

Did you hear the story of the anarchists' surprise party?

Well, the surprise was that there was no party.

Why are dogs so good at finding anarchists?

They are great at tracking dissent.

I tried starting an anarchist community.

Nobody would follow the rules.

What happens to male anarchists as they get older?

They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues.

Anarchists be like

governmen't

Anarchy is bad for you.

So there's two guys at a bar and the first one says

##So, how's it been going with your anarchist club recently?

###I got kicked out recently, sadly.

##Kicked out? Why?

###I don't know, I was just following the rules!

[just wrote this one] Political Massage

So I went to this masseur. Great reputation. People say he’s good with his hands.

We get down to business, and he starts asking me about politics.

He asks, “So are you for states or against states? You’ll get a different massage depending on your answer.”

I guess he’s probably a...

In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist.

Turns out he was Wong the whole time.

My doctor told me I have Prostate Cancer

I laughed at him.

“Clearly you don’t understand. I’m an anarchist.”

I've quit wearing Lee jeans...

...I'm afraid some anarchist will try to pull them down!

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For all you web developers out there.

Why couldn't the div buy a drink?

It lacked id.

Why couldn't the div find a girlfriend?

It lacked class.

Why wasn't the div good at diplomacy?

Its position was absolute.

Why was the div an anarchist?

It had no borders.

Why couldn't the div pla...

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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