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Communist Manifesto Jokes

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Sorry everyone, the weekly reading of the Communist Manifesto has been canceled.

My parents are remodeling their basement.

A rich man visits Karl Marx as he's writing the Communist manifesto.

He asks: "So what's in that book of yours, Mr. Marx?"

Marx replies: "None of your business."

What do you get when you cross a horse and the Communist Manifesto?

A Trotsky

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

They say Marxism appeared from nowhere.

Guess it's just a communist manifesto.

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