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Minerals Jokes

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"Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."

Hitler: "Mine less then"

*Grammar Nazi bursts in*

"MINE FEWER."

*Hitler looks over* "Yes?"

[EDIT](http://www.reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/comments/2dmxah/sir_were_mining_too_many_useless_minerals/)

If olive oil comes from olives and mineral oil comes from minerals...

What does baby oil come from?

Why don't local government prioritize the concerns of laborers who collect minerals in caves?

They're only miner issues.

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Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor's office, knitting... [warning: offensive!]

\[I once killed a party with this joke. You have been warned!\]

Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor's office, knitting.

The first mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting. She sees the other two mot...

I hate people who trade with minerals

They take everything for granite

My friend started a company that digs rocks and minerals..

He's just mining his own business.

I have an obsession with polishing minerals!

I hope that('s) crystal('s) clear

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon?

They only come in quarts(z)

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