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Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor's office, knitting... [warning: offensive!]

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Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor's office, knitting.

The first mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting. She sees the other two mot...

Why don't local government prioritize the concerns of laborers who collect minerals in caves?

They're only miner issues.

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How does a sex worker extract precious minerals from the Earth?

They strip mine.

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Chief SS Officer: "Sir, it seems we are mining too many minerals."

Hitler: "Then mine less minerals."

Grammar Nazi: "Mine **fewer**!"

Hitler: "Yes?"

I hate people who trade with minerals

They take everything for granite

My friend started a company that digs rocks and minerals..

He's just mining his own business.

I have an obsession with polishing minerals!

I hope that('s) crystal('s) clear

If minerals were people, who would be the poorest?

Stibnite, because it's antimony.

I periodically see my doctor and our conversations go like this...

Doc: your diet isn't great. Don't you think you should try to easy off on the salt?

Me: Na

Doc: you really should. You might develop respiratory issues and have trouble breathing.

Me: O

Doc: and try eating more fruits. They'll give you more vitamins and minerals

Me...

Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon?

They only come in quarts(z)

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Chemical Analysis of Women

Item: Chemical Analysis



Subject: Women



Symbol: Wo



Discovered by: Adam



Atomic Weight: Average expected as 150lb, but there are known isotopes ranging from 100lb to 250lb.


Occurrence: Surplus quanti...

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