Minerals are pretty awesome..

Amirite?

Why don't local government prioritize the concerns of laborers who collect minerals in caves?

They're only miner issues.

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How does a sex worker extract precious minerals from the Earth?

They strip mine.

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Chief SS Officer: "Sir, it seems we are mining too many minerals."

Hitler: "Then mine less minerals."

Grammar Nazi: "Mine **fewer**!"

Hitler: "Yes?"

I hate people who trade with minerals

They take everything for granite

My friend started a company that digs rocks and minerals..

He's just mining his own business.

Law Enforcement

Back in the 80's the government wanted to have a competition to see which branch of law enforcement was most effective. They released 3 rabbits into 3 separate forests and asked the FBI, the CIA, and the LAPD to go find the rabbits. The FBI, after questioning the plants and minerals, determine rabb...

If minerals were people, who would be the poorest?

Stibnite, because it's antimony.

Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon?

They only come in quarts(z)

A tourist was passing through a town in the heat of summer.

He wanted to be sure the water was good to drink, so he asked a local. “Oh, yes,” they assured him. The tourist then asked the local what made them so sure. "Well," they answered, "first we filters it, then we takes out the harmful minerals, then we puts it through some chemical process, and then we...

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