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Mammograms Jokes

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A doctor was performing mammograms on their patients

The first patient comes in and takes off her shirt. The doctor notices a large "S" tattooed across her chest, so she asks the patient what it means. The patient replies "well, my boyfriend went to Stanford and when he sees the 'S' on my chest, he gets really excited and we have great sex." Doctor sa...

If you can't afford healthcare...

Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!

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