A confectioner was bad at breaking bad news

People told him to stop sugar-coating everything

What do they call confectioner's sugar on the moons of Jupiter?

Io cane powder

Why did everyone pass the final confectioner exam?

It was a piece of cake

Kids bring gifts to the teacher on the last day of school

The florist's son buys a nice bouquet, the confectioner's daughter gets a cake, and the son of the liquor store owner brings a big box, nicely wrapped.

The teacher lifts the box and sees that it's slightly leaking. She humorously tastes a drop and asks:

'Is it wine?'

'Nope,' ans...

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