So this guy goes to a confectioner... (long)

(A confectioner makes objects out of candy or chocolate, in case you didn't know)

So this guy goes to a confectioner, placing an order for a VW Beetle made from chocolate. Scale, 1:32

"That won't be cheap" the confectioner says. "Money's no issue" the customer replies. "And it'll take ...

What do they call confectioner's sugar on the moons of Jupiter?

Io cane powder

A confectioner was bad at breaking bad news

People told him to stop sugar-coating everything

Why did everyone pass the final confectioner exam?

It was a piece of cake

What did the confectioner say to the angry customer?

Don’t get your snickers in a twix.

Kids bring gifts to the teacher on the last day of school

The florist's son buys a nice bouquet, the confectioner's daughter gets a cake, and the son of the liquor store owner brings a big box, nicely wrapped.

The teacher lifts the box and sees that it's slightly leaking. She humorously tastes a drop and asks:

'Is it wine?'

'Nope,' ans...

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