(A confectioner makes objects out of candy or chocolate, in case you didn't know)
So this guy goes to a confectioner, placing an order for a VW Beetle made from chocolate. Scale, 1:32
"That won't be cheap" the confectioner says. "Money's no issue" the customer replies. "And it'll take ...
A confectioner was bad at breaking bad news
People told him to stop sugar-coating everything
Why did everyone pass the final confectioner exam?
It was a piece of cake
What do they call confectioner's sugar on the moons of Jupiter?
Io cane powder
What did the confectioner say to the angry customer?
Donโt get your snickers in a twix.
For my Cake day I would like to share my biologist wife's favorite joke.
Two girls are giving relationship advice to their friend.
The confectioner says:
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach." And offers to help the girl bake a cake.
The doctor says:
"That is actually false, the quickest way to a man's heart is through the...
Kids bring gifts to the teacher on the last day of school
The florist's son buys a nice bouquet, the confectioner's daughter gets a cake, and the son of the liquor store owner brings a big box, nicely wrapped.
The teacher lifts the box and sees that it's slightly leaking. She humorously tastes a drop and asks:
'Is it wine?'
'Nope,' ans...
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