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Why was the Mad Hatter acting a little queer?

He had a hare up his ass.

The mad old King

Once upon a time there was a King who was quite mad, through and through.
So mad in fact, that he would kill every daughter his wife bore as he only wanted sons.
He lived in a huge castle right next to the sea.

The kingdom that this King ruled over stretched far and wide. All the good...

I went to my doctor today and said, "Doc, I think there may be something wrong with the pills you gave me last time."

The doctor peered over his glasses and asked, "Why do you think that, Mr. Hatter?"

"I keep veering to the left, then to the right."

"I wouldn't worry about that." he replied. "Those are just side effects."

It's quiet...too quiet...

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner?

She had to buy a duet yourself kit...

*-drops mic-*

*-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*

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