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Distributor Jokes

If Trump were captain of the RMs Titanic

Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:

There isn't any iceberg.
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be ...

I got a job as a regional distributor for Hostess snack cakes...

I got Ho-Hos in different area codes.

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A gem I found posted at my local beer distributor:

A man came home from work and settled down in his favorite chair in front of the TV and said to his wife “quick bring me a beer before it starts!”
She looks a little puzzled but brought him a beer
When he finished it he said “Quick, bring me another beer it’s gonna start!”

This time sh...

So a guy walks into a beer distributor...

Guy walks into a beer distributor and asks for a case of bud light



Distributor: " why wouldn't you just get Budweiser, its on sale"



Man: " ah last time I had a whole case of that I was blowing chunks all night"



Distributor: " yeah if you drink a whole cas...

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A man is driving his car in the countryside

When suddenly the car stops.

The man gets out and opens the Hood to check what is wrong ,he spends around 5 minutes but cannot find where is the problem.

Suddenly he hears a voice saying :" It' s the distributor ".

He turns around but cannot see anyone ,there is nothing but tre...

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A toothpaste factory had a problem.

They sometimes shipped empty boxes
without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the
buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with
them was, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. They decided to
hire an external engineering ...

Steel drivin' man

So there was a guy put in jail recently. He ran a business refining ore into metal. He had some cheap iron ore he had obtain so he made some steel with it but it had a pretty high percentage if copper impurity. It ended up in the market as pure steel and when the fraud was found out an investigation...

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