I got a job as a regional distributor for Hostess snack cakes...

I got Ho-Hos in different area codes.

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A soap factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the bar inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important these relationships were, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. Six months and $8 million later, t...

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A gem I found posted at my local beer distributor:

A man came home from work and settled down in his favorite chair in front of the TV and said to his wife “quick bring me a beer before it starts!”
She looks a little puzzled but brought him a beer
When he finished it he said “Quick, bring me another beer it’s gonna start!”

This time sh...

So a guy walks into a beer distributor...

Guy walks into a beer distributor and asks for a case of bud light



Distributor: " why wouldn't you just get Budweiser, its on sale"



Man: " ah last time I had a whole case of that I was blowing chunks all night"



Distributor: " yeah if you drink a whole cas...

If Trump were captain of the RMs Titanic

Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:

There isn't any iceberg.
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be ...

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