Lows Jokes - 3 Hilarious Lows Jokes

As an experience it had highs and lows.

My bloodpressure and willpower respectively.

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We're having a flash sale at the sperm bank, but our stocks are low

So it's first cum, first served

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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and ...

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