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The Medicran (long)

Fair warning: I heard this from my Dad years ago, so…dad joke ahead. Consider yourself warned.

Long ago, a tribe of the northlands was being savaged by the fearsome Medicran. A council of the tribes elders, after some discussion decided something needed to be done. They charged the tribe’s b...

"Get in the back of the boat!" Tom said sternly.

"I can't, I dropped the toothpaste," Gwen said, crestfallen.

"Then use that fancy glassware to make some more!" Tom retorted.

"All the glassware is full of Beaujolais," Gwen whined.

"And I suppose the rum's all gone," said Tom, dispirited.

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