A corn flake, just created was cruising down the conveyor belt feeling like he was on top of the world.
Totally content with his life he moved along until he was dumped into a large mixer and thousands of other corn flakes landed on top of him.
Not happy with no longer on top he determined to get back above the others. So, he climbed and climbed, pushing other flakes out of his way until finall...
Two guys are stuck in the desert,
close to death, lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden…….
“Hey Bill, do you smell what I smell? I’m sure it’s bacon!”
‘Yes, Bruce, it smells like bacon to me.’
So, with their last resources of energy, they crawl up the next sand dune, and there, in the d...
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Bill, Bonnie, and Ted
So Bill, Bonnie, and Ted are stuck on a deserted tropical island. And I mean completely deserted. After a week they haven't seen any other inhabitants, they've seen no boats, planes, anything. Over the next couple of weeks they manage to find and gather some food, create a shelter, and generally...