An American, An Indian, And A Russian Meet The Devil
An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".
The American goes first. He...
Saudi-Arabia has developed teleportation technology in order to sustain their economy when oil is depleted.
First tests in their embassies are promising, but apparently there are still issues with the part that is supposed to make one reappear.
I went to a store and there was a sample table on display with depleted batteries:
Needless to say, they were free of charge.
My wife depleted the power on my phone when I needed it the most.
Yet I'm the one who is charged of battery...
I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...
I guess you could say they were baroque.
Wanna hear a joke about the ozone layer?
If lawyers are disbarred and priests are defrocked, then...
Electricians are delighted
Corpses are decrypted
Cowboys are deranged
Models are deposed
Underwear models are debriefed
Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted
Jilted women are debrided
HVAC technicians are deducted
Tennis linemen ar...
Old farmer Joe just uses all his savings to buy 51 sheep...
To pass the season he plans to reproduce the 50 female sheep he bought with one ram doing the work.
To his misfortune the ram dies suddenly just after he got it. He goes to complain to his neighbor Bob about his problems and Bob, who also was a farmer, told him he had to do the job him...
Once upon a time in a far away land...
There's a triangular lake, with three kingdoms on each side of the triangle.
The first kingdom is very rich, and the people are content. It has a very competent army, with a squire for every knight, and a total of twenty thousand knights. There is no hunger in the land.
The second kin...
I only like my Uranium one way.
Help! I'm trapped in the wilderness and all my supplies are