All 3 are tied up and displayed in the middle of the village. The leader of the natives approaches them.
"You are trespassers and must be punished. You must choose between death and ooga-booga." The explorers learn that "ooga-booga" is forced sodomy.
"I am too young to die!" the fir...
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Grave side discussion.
A man goes into his back yard to relax and enjoy some sun. As he is about to sit down he hears some crying coming from the other side of the fence. He goes and looks over, seeing the neighbors little girl crying as she finishes shoveling the last bit of dirt into a hole.
‘Sorry, but I heard ...
A man walks into a bar with a pineapple on his head.
The bartender looks at him quizzically and says “Mate. Why the hell do you have a pineapple on your head?!” The man answers “Oh, it’s ok. I always wear a pineapple on my head on Tuesdays.” The bartender says “But it’s Thursday...” Upon hearing this the man’s face changes to a look of abject horror a...
Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell.
Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, yo...
The Poor Snake Named Nate
So... Nate the Snake was the king of the jungle, by virtue of his immense size. Nate was the size of a freight train, and had a similar outlook on life. He ruled largely through terror and intimidation.
One day Nate the Snake was rumbling through the jungle, as was his own. Whenev...
The United Nations world-wide survey
The United Nations sent out a survey to all the nations in the different continents of the world.
The survey went like this:
"We want your honest opinion on how to find a solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world"
The survey of course, turned out to be a total and a...