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Loosing Jokes

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Loosing weight is like golf…

None of us are any fucking good at it.

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Loosing my virginity was a lot like my first soccer game...

very mediocre, but at least my mom *came*.

*edit: \*Losing*

What are some pros for Ukraine after loosing Crimea to Russia?

Theres no Crimea in Ukraine

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Ladies of reddit,don't ever feel bad about loosing your virginity because....

At least you still have the box it came in.

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I told my therapist that I was scared of loosing my hearing....

...but it fell on deaf fears.

We need to start teaching people the difference between losing and loosing...

I'm loosing my god damn mind over it.

Everyone who is concerned about facial recognition software / loosing your privacy because of photos in the internet...

Just wait until you hear about driver licenses.

There is a 50/50 risk of loosing your hand during your life...

Either you loose it or you don't. The probability on the other hand... is unsure.

Often i see people my age out there climbing mountains and ziplining..

and here I am feeling good about myself, because I managed to get my leg through my underwear without loosing my balance.

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A man was hiking in China

He walked up a beautiful mountain for hours until it was nearly night. Then he saw an old stone house, two stories high, beautiful but very old work.
He knocked on the door and an old Chinese man opened.
"Hello good sir, I know I am a stranger, but it is getting dark and I don't want to hike ...

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