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I've finally reached an age old enough to buy an "adult" inflatable.

I brought it home and unpackaged it. I carefully read the instructions, ran my hand over the material. It was a strange feeling. I didn't expect I'd ever reach the point of using one. I fiddled with it a bit, then checked the hole. The thing was wide enough for my whole arm! But I inflated it anyway...

A man sees his check engine light come on, and it is also misfiring as well....

He sees a discount car repair place and heads toward it. He sees a sign that says "Free check engine

light reset" but he knows he needs more than that due to the behavior of the car. So, he mentions

what is going on to the front desk clerk and hands over the keys. The man notices a ja...

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