UPJOKE
liqueurmignonettezabaglioneanisetteouzo effectitalyanisecordialombreconjurationsaxapommelicentiousnessodoriferouscasu

Sambuca Jokes

This bloke just came in my workplace shouting "vodka, tequila, sambuca!"

I said "Oi! I call the shots round here!"

If you really want a promotion at work, all you have to do is walk into your office shouting, "Vodka! Tequila! Sambuca!" at the top of your lungs...

This will make you the person who calls the shots...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

(NSFW) So a man walked into my bar

And ordered 6 shots of Sambuca,
I asked him why he was having so many,
He said that he was celebrating his first blowjob,

So I said "you know what I'll buy you a shot for that"
And he said "if 6 shots doesn't take away the taste, nothing will"

I took my new puppy for it's first shots today, but the poor thing threw up everywhere.

I probably should have started him on something weaker than sambuca

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An American walks into a Belfast pub

Walks up to the counter and asks for an 'Irish car bomb'

Barman pours two tall shots of sambuca and lights them on fire and pushed them to the American who looks at him confused and says 'This isn't an Irish car bomb?'

Barman says 'No, its two towers, now fuck off'

A guy walks into a pub in his pyjamas holding a drip on a metal stand

He says to the Barman

"I'll have 4 pints of Guinness, 4 pints of lager, 2 jack Daniels and coke, 3 gin and tonics, 5 shots of Sambuca, and a jaegerbomb"

As the barman starts pouring the drinks and lining them up and the bar the guy starts picking them up and downing them in one. Drinki...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson are drinking in a bar

It's the final day of filming on Jumanji, and Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson have gone to a bar to celebrate.

The big ex-wrestler figures his diminutive colleague won't be able to keep up with him in the drinking stakes, so is surprised to find that when last orders are called, Hart has kept p...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.