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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What’s fast but doesn’t weigh very much?

Light speed

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How do space travelers stay awake on the long journeys across the galaxy?

Do some light speed.

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Your Mommas so fat... (physics joke)

Because she went light speed.


Explanation:
Physicists theorize that as speed increases, mass increases and at light speed, mass becomes infinite.

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