Three knife-wielding ghosts were arguing on a hilltop at night.

Each one of them claimed to be able to kill the most people in a short span of time.

Without further arguing, the first ghost flew off quickly to a distance, and returned an hour later. The blade of his knife was stained red, and all over his white cloak were dark red patches.

"See tha...

A man wants to buy a horse (long)

So he finds the man who owns the horse. The owner takes him to the stable. The buyer asks to take the horse for a test ride.

 

"Okay," says the owner. "But I'm a retired church pastor. The horse will only go forward if you say, 'Praise the lord.' He will only stop moving if yo...

Three men are stranded on an island...

...Languishing in the sand. All of a sudden, a lamp washed up on the shore. The first man rubbed the lamp, and out came a genie.

The genie said to them: "I will grant each of you one wish"

The first man said "I wish to be the fastest man alive." As soon as the words left his mouth, he ...

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