There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay) Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh) Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh) Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn) Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?) Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay) Marina (uh) Selena (uh...
Astronauts only use Linux,
Because they can't use Windows in space.
Credit: Carla Notarobot
“Mrs. Barber, medically impossible though it seems at your age, there’s no doubt about it: you’re pregnant.”
Carla was well into her sixties when she went to her doctor complaining of nausea, exhaustion, and occasional cramps. After a thorough examination the doctor sent her to the hospital for a battery of tests, and finally confronted her with the results. “Mrs. Barber, medically impossible though it see...
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A Divorce Letter (..XP)
My Dear husband: I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw. Last we...