I hate it when Windows 10 resets my default browser...

It puts me on Edge every time

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when asked about not upgrading to Windows 10 ?

"I still love Vista, baby".

Microsoft has released Windows 7, Windows 8, and Windows 10. What happened to Windows 9 ?

Seven ate nine.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.


(please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)

Hillary Clinton is the Windows 10 of the election

She's terrible at keeping your information safe, keeps promising new upgrades but really has been the same OS since 98, and is constantly trying to install herself when you're happy with the system you've been using for the last 8 years.

I don't understand all the hate for Windows 10.

It's a lot better than you guys mak

Windows 10 users won't get this.

Privacy.

My mom told me to make like a Windows 10 user

And live life on Edge.

Microsoft has put a hidden feature into Windows 10 which removes bad Reddit posts from the screen.

You can press the Alt and the F4 key at the same time to try it out.

What did adobe illustrator say to Windows 10?

Nothing (Adobe Illustrator has stopped responding)

Windows 10 must be a women

It's been saying "Getting ready" for over an hour and a half now.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

"I've been a bad girl," she said. "I need to be punished."

So I installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

Breaking News: Bill Gates has confirmed that he will pay for the wall.

In a joint press conference with President Trump, Bill Gates had this to say:

"The wall will run on Windows 10W, a new version of Windows 10 designed to only allow authorized persons to install themselves in America."

Donald Trump responded:

"In a world with walls and doors, we ...

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