Windows 10 Jokes - 13 Hilarious Windows 10 Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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I hate it when Windows 10 resets my default browser...

It puts me on Edge every time

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

(please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)

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Hillary Clinton is the Windows 10 of the election

She's terrible at keeping your information safe, keeps promising new upgrades but really has been the same OS since 98, and is constantly trying to install herself when you're happy with the system you've been using for the last 8 years.

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Microsoft has released Windows 7, Windows 8, and Windows 10. What happened to Windows 9 ?

Seven ate nine.

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What did adobe illustrator say to Windows 10?

Nothing (Adobe Illustrator has stopped responding)

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Windows 10 users won't get this.

Privacy.

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What's the best screen grabber for Windows 10?

An Android phone.

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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My mom told me to make like a Windows 10 user

And live life on Edge.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A husband and wife of want to spice up their stale sex life.

They want to try BDSM for the first time. So one afternoon, the husband comes home from work, heads upstairs to the bedroom to change, and finds his wife spread out on the bed decked out in bondage gear and lingerie. Without skipping a beat the husband gets undressed and leans down and asks her in a...

"I've been a bad girl," she said. "I need to be punished."

So I installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

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