Kitty Litter Jokes - 5 Hilarious Kitty Litter Jokes

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Call me kitty litter

Cause I get shit on by pussies all the time

Last year, kitty litter companies everywhere took part in a competition...

a competition for 'who could create the best cat litter'--suggesting there was a 'huge trophy' for first place, but it all went horribly wrong.

They should've known, though, after all the grand prize was just one massive catastrophe.

Why didn’t the cat pick up his trash?

Because kitty litter!

What do you call books written for cats?

Kitty Litter-ature.

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One time Bob told his friend John that he had pain in his arm

One time Bob told his friend John that he had pain in his arm. Being a helpful guy, John tells him there's a new robot in a store down the road that, if you pour your urine into it and insert a dollar bill, it will diagnose any illness that you may have. Hardly believing what he was told, Bob pees i...

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