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What kind of bird becomes fluffy and absorbent if you put tea in front of it?

An owl.

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If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom

then I'm pretty sure that makes him a tampon

I was out mowing my lawn...

I was out mowing my lawn. When I had to stop and refill the mower with gasoline.

The gas can broke and spilled gasoline into a puddle. I went to get some absorbent to clean up the mess but found the local stray cat had lapped up all that spilled gasoline.

I tried catch it, but it wen...

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

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