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I sued a department store for selling me a broken coffee grinder.

I lost the case; the courts told me I had no grounds.

I once went on a school trip to a coffee factory.

We were having a guided tour around the production line but sadly one of my friends fell into the coffee grinder and died.

Luckily it was instant.

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