I just came back from the eye doctor, he says I have kindergarden disease.

I asked her what that meant, she said that means I have really small pupils.

The only thing in school I ever was good at was nap time in Kindergarden...

...I got straight Z's.

-Dad, did you ever fall in love with a teacher?

-Yes son, the kindergarden teacher

-And what happened?

-Your mother was not amused, we had to take you to another school.

For those who get Jewish humor...

A kindergarden class is asked to do some drawing. The teacher approaches a 5-year-old girl in the class and asks her what she's drawing.

"I'm drawing God," she says.

The teacher smiles. "But no one knows what God looks like."

"They will in 5 minutes."

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A Texas A&M (Aggie) grad, a Texas Tech (TT) grad and a University of Texas (UT) grad end up at the urinals in a bar.

The Aggie finishes first, walks over to the sink and loudly proclaims "In my health class at Texas A&M we were taught to wash our hands after using the bathroom to prevent disease" and proceeds to splash soap and water everywhere. Additionally, while drying off he uses more paper towels than are...

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So embarrassing..

The most embarrassing thing happened to me last week. I was at a school dance. I was standing by the punch bowl watching the girls dance and I don't know how it happened but I got a boner. Just the way they moved and danced gave me an erection. So anyway, one girl saw me and pointed me out. Suddenly...

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