I went to the glazier the other day

He asked how can I help you? Eh, I am just window shopping.

A man walks past a brothel

Excitedly tapping on one of the windows he shouts: 'How much?'

'30 bucks, half an hour.' one of the women behind the window replies.

'Wow, really? Sounds like an amazing glazier'

Penguin at the bar

A guy walks into a pub. He orders a pint at the bar and looks around the place. Suddenly, he noticed a penguin in a corner, reading a newspaper. The penguin then downs a pint next to him and leaves. The guy's so shocked he couldn't do anything. He runs to the bartender and goes:-What the hell was th...

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