I don't have anything personal against left-handers.
It's just that they're not right.
A joke Alexa told me during my morning routine
Happy international Left Handers day
On the other hand if you don't want to celebrate that's all right
Its national left-handers day
I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off
2 hockey players were fighting on the rink.
Both were swinging at each other full strength. Until one lands a nice right hander to the jaw and the hockey player lands face first onto the ice. A player on the bench says "at least he got ice on it right away."
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Speaking of Mental Hospitals (nsfw)
A nurse at a mental hospital normally doesn't interact with the patients but one night decided to get to know them.
She walks into Bob's hospital room and he's sitting in a chair, pretending to drive, putting his hands on an imaginary steering wheel and stick shift.
"Bob, what are you ...