2 hockey players were fighting on the rink. Both were swinging at each other full strength. Until one lands a nice right hander to the jaw and the hockey player lands face first onto the ice. A player on the bench says

"at least he got ice on it right away."

Don't trust the left-handers

Something's not right about them.

I don't have anything personal against left-handers.

It's just that they're not right.

Do you know what they say about “Left-Handers?”

They’re not right...

What do you call a new mitten manufacturing company formed by a U.S. senator?

Bernie's Handers.

A joke Alexa told me during my morning routine

Happy international Left Handers day

On the other hand if you don't want to celebrate that's all right

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Speaking of Mental Hospitals (nsfw)

A nurse at a mental hospital normally doesn't interact with the patients but one night decided to get to know them.

She walks into Bob's hospital room and he's sitting in a chair, pretending to drive, putting his hands on an imaginary steering wheel and stick shift.

"Bob, what are you ...

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