Don't trust the left-handers

Something's not right about them.

Do you know what they say about “Left-Handers?”

They’re not right...

I don't have anything personal against left-handers.

It's just that they're not right.

A joke Alexa told me during my morning routine

Happy international Left Handers day

On the other hand if you don't want to celebrate that's all right

Its national left-handers day

I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off

2 hockey players were fighting on the rink.

Both were swinging at each other full strength. Until one lands a nice right hander to the jaw and the hockey player lands face first onto the ice. A player on the bench says "at least he got ice on it right away."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Speaking of Mental Hospitals (nsfw)

A nurse at a mental hospital normally doesn't interact with the patients but one night decided to get to know them.

She walks into Bob's hospital room and he's sitting in a chair, pretending to drive, putting his hands on an imaginary steering wheel and stick shift.

"Bob, what are you ...

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