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Righty Jokes

There's this new guy on my bowling team. His name is Frank, and he's a really nice guy and an excellent bowler, but there's just one thing about him.

At the end of every game, Frank says, "Next game, I might be five minutes late." The rest of us guys find it really annoying. He almost always shows up right on time, but still, he always says, "Next game, I might be five minutes late."

One day we decided that we wanted to find out why he alw...

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Three male coworkers are upset to find that the fourth member of their weekly golf outing will no longer be joining them...

...a female coworker overhears their plight and asks if she can join. The men are hesitant, but in the name of equality they decide to allow it.

"We like to take our time, so we start early," says one of the men.

"No worries," says the woman, "I'll be there at 7:30 or 8:00."

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Did you know that Jim Carrey lost the use of his left hand for a month in 1997?

He was all righty then.

What did Jim Carrey say when he wasn’t allowed to have a left handed baseball player on his team?

Allllllllllll righty then!

A wife was struggling opening a water bottle and asked the husband for help, "Are you turning the cap right?" He asked. "Of course!" she said.

She doesn't understand Lefty is loosey and Righty is tighty

You know what they say about women and politics?

Righty tighty, lefty loosey

How does someone with a prostethic hand tell the difference between left and right?

Righty tighty, lefty loosy.

Never date a left-handed woman. You know what they say...

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

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A new couple start fooling around...

After a bit the man sticks two fingers inside the woman's vagina and starts turning them to the right.

"What are you doing!?" she asks puzzled.

"To be honest, the first time we had sex I thought you were a little loose," he responds "and as the old saying goes: righty tighty".

Ole goes to heaven

So one day ole passed away and arrived at the pearly gates.

Saint Peter said "In order to get into heaven, you have to answer 3 questions. if you correctly answer them, you can enter heaven."

ole said "well alright, whats the first question?"

Peter replied "the first question ...

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