What do you call someone who mastrubates on plane?

A High Jacker

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man is jacking off on a plane

There are no other people in his row as the plane is relatively empty. So he's been going at it for a couple of minutes now, but suddenly an air hostess catches him red handed.
"Sir! This is not appropriate behaviour! Please stop this act immediately!"
"No way woman! I'm right about to ejacula...

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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