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Computer Hacker Jokes

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just ransomware.

How did the computer hacker escape the police?

He just ransomeware....

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Timonthy, the Computer Hacker

Timothy hacked an adult website to get content for free at the expense of a virus that was set loose to thousands of computers in the state. He lives over in Alabama, so I was unaffected.

Moral of the story? Timmy hacked porn, and I don't care.

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