Jack Russell Jokes - 6 Hilarious Jack Russell Jokes

After the dalmation knocked up the neighbor's Jack Russell...

...he experienced post-mutt clarity.

What do you get when you cross a small dog with a donkey?

A Jack Russell Derrière.

A bloke took a couple of stuffed Jack Russell terriers into an antique dealer for appraisal. "What would you expect them to fetch if they were in good condition?", the dealer asked him.

"I don't know... Sticks?"

I was walking my dogs when a stranger approached me.

"Are they Jack Russell's?"
"Nah mate, they're mine" I replied.

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How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!...

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My Dad sent me this email titled "Politically Correct Jokes"

Last night I reached for my liquid and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.
I woke this morning with a huge correction.

The wife suggested I get myself one of those enlargers .......
So I did.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy

My girlfriend sa...

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