How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike?

They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.

Why did the programmer buy a Jack O' Lantern on Christmas Day?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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^Can't ^remember ^where ^I ^heard ^it ^before

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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