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Jack O' Lantern Jokes

How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike?

They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.

Why did the programmer buy a Jack O' Lantern on Christmas Day?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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^Can't ^remember ^where ^I ^heard ^it ^before

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Did you notice that someone broke your Jack O' Lantern you've got outside?" he comments to the bartender. "Dang it. I spent a lot of time on that and now it's just trash," the bartender complains. "Oh, it's not that bad. I bet you can fix it," the guy says....

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