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Jack O' Lantern Jokes

Why did the programmer buy a Jack O' Lantern on Christmas Day?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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^Can't ^remember ^where ^I ^heard ^it ^before

How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike?

They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Did you notice that someone broke your Jack O' Lantern you've got outside?" he comments to the bartender. "Dang it. I spent a lot of time on that and now it's just trash," the bartender complains. "Oh, it's not that bad. I bet you can fix it," the guy says....

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