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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian.....

.... an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Camer...

Here the one about the Liberian Librarian

Turns out she was alliterate

Did you hear about the bar for West African bookstore workers with anti government views?

Liberian Libertarian Librarian Libations

An Elbonian, Brazilian, Bulgarian and Liberian are in a swearing contest.

The Elbonian swears for 1 minute

The Brazilian swears for 3 minutes and everyone claps.

The Liberian swears for 5 minutes and gets a standing ovation.

On the way to the stage, the Bulgarian trips on the stairs. He swears for 20 minutes, cursing the designer of the steps. Then he...

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A very clean joke

A Portuguese, Spaniard, Dane, Finn, Swede, German, French, Italian, Belgian, Austrian, Czech, Polish, Russian, Afgani, Serbian, Brit, Irish, Scot, Sardinian, Corsican, Icelander, Belarian, Romanian, Yugoslavian, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Turk, Morrocan, Algerian, Liberian, Sudanese, S. Africa...

A girl walks into a bar and notices a large attractive dark man talking to his friends in a thick foreign accent.

The girl walks up to the man and says:
"I love your accent, where are you from?"

"I'm Liberian" replies the man

"Oh I'm sorry" Whispers the girl. "᎔ ˥ᔒᔛᔉ Êžá”’á”˜Êł á”ƒá¶œá¶œá”‰âżá”—, Ê·Ê°á”‰Êłá”‰ á”ƒÊłá”‰ ʞᔒᔘ á¶ Êłá”’á”Ë€"

A black guy walks into a bar

and asks for a drink.
Bartender: I like your accent, where are you from?
Guy: I'm Liberian!
Bartender:
 
^^^*Oh* ^^^*sorry.* ^^^*I* ^^^*like* ^^^*your* ^^^*accent* ^^^*where* ^^^*are* ^^^*you* ^^^*from?*

The librarian and the chicken

There was a librarian who worked at the west town library for over 15 years. One day, on an otherwise normal day, a chicken hopped into the library, right up onto the librarians desk, looked her straight in the eyes, and said “bawwwwk bawk bawk bawk !”

She looked at the chicken, confused. Th...

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