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Toothed Jokes

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Yo mama so gap-toothed...

She can floss with a dick!

What does a buck toothed cow say?

Moof.

My friend asked me what I do for a living. I told him I mostly deal with campers and toothed whales,

For all in tents and porpoises.

Why does the Sweet-toothed Mole have such a powerful sense of smell?

So it can detect mole asses from a distance.

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Who is busier than a one-toothed man in a corn eating contest?

A one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

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Two nuns are driving down a dark, winding road in rural Romania. . .

when they turn a corner to see a vampire hovering over what appears to be a body in the middle of the road. It looks up and hisses as the headlights illuminate blood-covered fangs.

Sister Mary looks at Sister Elizabeth and says, "What should I do?"

Sister Elizabeth answers, "Show him y...

Stone-age

While Fred the caveman was just relaxing after a tedious hunt, his wife came running to him, all in tears. "Fred, come quick, a sabre-toothed tiger just entered my mothers cave!"
Quite calm, Fred took another sip from his beer and said "So what? Who the hell cares what happens to a sabre-toothed ...

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