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Boolean Jokes

How many Boolean programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yes.

What's the best thing about a boolean?

Even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other?

Cyber boolean

One moment everything's fine, the next you've ruined everything.

You're like a boolean china shop.

How does a programmer ghost scare people?

It yells “BOOLEAN”

What did the 1 say to the 0?

Stop Boolean me!

An intern recently started working for an IT programming firm.

Everyday he went into work he was always harassed by his peers, they kept saying he was never being true always being false.
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So I had to step in, I couldn’t let them
keep Boolean him.

Before computers, we did Boolean algebra by hand. Everyone hated it.

It was all Boole sheet work.

How do you add flavor to your algorithm?

Use a Boolean cube.

Don’t ask too many true/false questions. People might think you’re harassin’

Or boolean.

What do you call a 6-sided die on which all of the sides are either marked 0 or 1?

A boolean cube.

Number Bullying

1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts "Stop boolean me!".

How do you make a soup using 1s and 0s?

Beef Boolean.

I wrote a program that figures out if soup is made from scratch or from a cube

It returns a bouillon Boolean.

What do ghosts, rappers, and programmers have in common?

Boolean

What diet did the ghost developer go on?

Boolean.

What is a programmer's favorite artificial meat flavoring?

A boolean cube

A guy walked up to me at school

And picked me up. He yelled "TRUE" in my ear and walked away. Then in the middle of the hall he kept shouting to me "FALSE". Finally he walked up to me when I was with my crush and said "true true true true false false". That's when I snapped.

"Stop boolean me!!"

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True false tests

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests? It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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