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Whole Number Jokes

Why is it so difficult to differentiate a decimal and whole number for you

Because you never get the point.

People who can't tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals....

....are missing the point.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first mathematician orders a beer

The second orders half a beer

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender rema...

Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places?

They have no point to make

I know a teen girl who can only think of numbers that follow the pattern 1+2x where x is a real whole number

She can't even...

A guy walks into a bar with an ostrich...

He sits down at a table and orders a meal for him and his bird. After the meal, and the check was delivered, the waitress noticed the man pulled out his wallet and dumped the exact amount of the bill onto the table plus a generous whole number tip. She was surprised but grateful so didn't mention an...

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