The economy is so bad

The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds" you call & ask if they meant you or them.....

I started a garage band called Insufficient Memory

We really need a gig.

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Why, what, who?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does...

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Getting really fucking annoyed now!

This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had "insufficient funds".

Banks should really do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled.

I went to four different ones today and they all said "Insufficient Funds"

Breaking News: Putin orders full investigation and promises severe punishment for whoever poisoned opposition politician Navalny...

insufficiently.

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Talmud logic exposed

A young man in his mid-twenties knocks on the door of the noted scholar Rabbi Shwartz. “My name is Sean Goldstein,” he says. “I’ve come to you because I wish to study Talmud.”

“Do you know Aramaic?” the rabbi asks.

“No,” replies the young man.

“Hebrew?” asks the Rabbi.

“N...

A man creates the smartest AI and presents it to the UN, boasting it can solve any problem.

A man creates the smartest AI and presents it to the UN, boasting it can solve any problem.

“Oh yeah?” Said the president of the United States. “Ok how do we solve poverty?”
“Calculating” said the AI, moments later printing out a sheet of paper for the UN to read.
Leaders from all over ...

Guy : Baby, sometimes I want to call you late at night for a long chat.

Gf : So why don't you?

Guy : I always try to, but I hear a voice saying something.

Gf : what voice? What does it say?

Guy : 'Sorry, You Have Insufficient Balance In Your Account To Make This Call! '

There are two types of people in the world.

1. those who can extrapolate from insufficient information.

You know what really grinds my gears?

Insufficient lubrication.

I'm so irritated

This is the 5th ATM I've been to today that has 'insufficient funds'.

Star Trek: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Captain Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!"
Spock: "At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do."
McCoy: "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barnyard psychologist!"
Scotty: "Because it couldna change the laws o' physics!"
Computer: "Insufficient data."

D...

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Is there a God?

Scientists have created an AI, and asked it, "Is there a God?"

The AI replied, "Insufficient computing power to determine an answer."

The scientists connected the AI to a powerful supercomputer and gave it access to Wikipedia, and asked it again, "Is there a God?"

Again, the AI ...

I HAD A ROUGH YEAR

It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am......
Economy is so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniatu...

Mom asks Little Johnny to call Dad.

A little while later Mom asks little Johnny: "Did you call your dad?"

-"Yes, but every time a woman answers"

-"What? wait until that man walks thru the door!"

An hour later, the Dad walks in and Johnny's mom is ready with an iron pan and proceeds to give him a real good beating....

Kids from around the globe were asked to write an essay...

and the teacher asked, "Please write in your own opinion about the insufficient amount of food in other countries."

But none of the could write it.

The kid from South America didn't know what 'please' was.

The Asian kid didn't know what 'your own opinion' was.

The Europea...

Was going to make a joke about my paycheck...

Turns out I have insufficient puns

Yo mama so fat..

...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said "Insufficient storage".

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