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Insecurity Jokes

I used to work as an insecurity guard.

But I don't think I was very good at it.

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A carpenter, commits suicide over penis insecurity...

Always measured twice and cut once

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I'm glad I never had an insecurity about the size of my penis.

That one would have been hard to shake.
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A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity

Never mind, it's stupid

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There once was a man with an extremely high-pitched voice

(For retelling, ^(superscript) is high-pitched/falsetto voice)

He had since long passed puberty, but while his friends got deep, manly voices, his remained so high that he ^(spoke like this). Ever since then, it had been a tremendous source of insecurity. Now, he was in his thirties, and he r...

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