I used to work as an insecurity guard.

But I don't think I was very good at it.

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A carpenter, commits suicide over penis insecurity...

Always measured twice and cut once

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I'm glad I never had an insecurity about the size of my penis.

That one would have been hard to shake.

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There once was a man with an extremely high-pitched voice

(For retelling, ^(superscript) is high-pitched/falsetto voice)

He had since long passed puberty, but while his friends got deep, manly voices, his remained so high that he ^(spoke like this). Ever since then, it had been a tremendous source of insecurity. Now, he was in his thirties, and he r...

A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity

Never mind, it's stupid

A fat old man looks at himself in the mirror.

His insecurity rises. He’s not the same man he once was. He’s an old chunk of coal. Why, in high school he was a major athlete- the football type. All the girls wanted him and everyone respected him. He was a hunk. As he stared into this mirror now a some odd fifty years later- the juxtaposition of ...

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A prostitute has a problem...

There once was a very prolific prostitute. She serviced many a John and a Jane over her career.

Her biggest insecurity was always the way her vagina looked. She had rather large pussy lips (labia minora). Occasionally, she would be rejected by a client because of the way her lady bits looked...

Trump's presidency is historic...

He's the first president to ever be more concerned about personal insecurity than he is about national security.

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