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Insecurity Jokes

I used to work as an insecurity guard.

But I don't think I was very good at it.

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A carpenter, commits suicide over insecurity...

Always measured twice and cut once

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I'm glad I never had an insecurity about the size of my .

That one would have been hard to shake.

A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity

Never mind, it's stupid

Trump's presidency is historic...

He's the first president to ever be more concerned about personal insecurity than he is about national security.

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard 😏

A fat old man looks at himself in the mirror.

His insecurity rises. He’s not the same man he once was. He’s an old chunk of coal. Why, in high school he was a major athlete- the football type. All the girls wanted him and everyone respected him. He was a hunk. As he stared into this mirror now a some odd fifty years later- the juxtaposition of ...
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