There was a problem amongst the denizens of the jungle.
A monkey had recently been fucking all the different animals in the jungle against their will, save for the lions, as they are at the top of the food chain. Literally all the different animals had fallen victim to the monkey; he was ind...
The police are currently on the lookout for a massive homeless dumpling that has been indiscriminately ransacking houses for money to buy basic necessities.
He's a wanted wanting wanton one-ton wonton.
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You're god damn right I'm xenophobic!
They're always causing problems, they kill people indiscriminately and I don't know what's worse, the acid blood or their little mouth in a mouth thing. Xenomorphs can just dick right off, and I'd bet they don't pay their taxes.
Sorry this joke has been in my head for like 3 days.
Simple instructions from an English teacher for a great essay.
1. Don't use no double negatives. 2. Don't abbrev. 3. Personally, in my opinion, a writer or essayist should not make use of too many words or phrases which he does not necessarily need in many cases. 4. About sentence fragments. 5. Dont, use, commas, when they are, unnecessary. 6. Ke...