What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy.

What happened to the disobedient kid who played with electricity?

He got grounded.

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I bought a disobedient donkey and named him Oedipus...

He’s a bad ass mother fucker!

I'm sorry, you can't check your disobedient child on this flight.

Guess you'll have to carry on your wayward son

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer!

And what do you call a genetically altered cow?

A moo-tant, of course!

Men In Heaven

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter the Pearly Gates, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.

I want all the women to report to St...

A dark riddle.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?


A disobedient slave.

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