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Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy. It releases dopamine and reduces stress. Improves prostate gland and cardiovascular health.

Still got thrown off the bus.

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If Viagra improves your sex life then which food stops it?

Wedding cake

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3 guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp

One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact ...

If turning down the radio while driving improves eye sight...

Then blind people shouldnt drive with the radio on.

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Scientists say masturbating improves the immune system.

Use that information at your own wrist.

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Having sex at regular intervals improves memory

Have a great 2016 guys.

Apparently, exercise improves your decision making.

It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again.

What do you call a vitamin that improves your eyesight?

Vitamin c.

My eyesight improves if I strap an address book to my face.

I wear contacts.

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A new study shows that men's eyesight improves by an average of 15% when they are looking at a woman's butt.

Hindsight really is 20/20.

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Three men find a lamp...

Three middle aged men are walking along an abandoned beach when they find a golden lamp glistening in the sun. Deciding they have nothing to lose, they decide to rub it and see what happens. In astonishment, they see a genie appear before them.

"Thank you for freeing me from my lamp. To thank...

I always put my glasses on when doing Math homework.

It improves division

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