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Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy. It releases dopamine and reduces stress. Improves prostate gland and cardiovascular health..

Still got thrown off the bus.

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Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. Delighted, the genie says "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately shouts out "I want a billion pounds." *POOF*, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." *POOF*, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now wel...

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If Viagra improves your sex life then which food stops it?

Wedding cake

If turning down the radio while driving improves eye sight...

Then blind people shouldnt drive with the radio on.

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Having sex at regular intervals improves memory

Have a great 2016 guys.

Apparently, exercise improves your decision making.

It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again.

What do you call a vitamin that improves your eyesight?

Vitamin c.

My eyesight improves if I strap an address book to my face.

I wear contacts.

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A new study shows that men's eyesight improves by an average of 15% when they are looking at a woman's butt.

Hindsight really is 20/20.

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