My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore...
I had to put my foot down
When I was 10 years old, I would often impersonate news anchormen
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KGB had trouble with distinguishing Leonid Brezhnev and a spy who was about to impersonate him. Suddenly one of the officers had a great idea.
They told both of them "Say this sentence: Glory to USSR, our Motherland, the country of the people."
One of them says "Glory to USSR, our Motherland, the country of the people"
The second says "Glory to USSR, our... our... hmmm."
They asked him, why can't he repeat it.
My friends asked me to impersonate a lion.
It was a roaring success.
I know a guy who impersonates a toilet
His name in John
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What do the other Daleks on planet Skaro say?
Teacher Dalek - "EDUCATE! EDUCATE!"
Student Dalek - "PROCRASTINATE! PROCRASTINATE!"
Horny Dalek - "PROCREATE! PROCREATE!"
Bored Dalek - "MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE!"
Bee Dalek - "POLLINATE! POLLINATE!"
In-love Dalek - "INFATUATE! INFATUATE!"
Actor Dalek - "IMPE...
Birds of no Feathers....
A man from Los Angeles took a job in San Francisco, leaving his 70 yr old, widowed mother of 6 mos to fend for herself. As her birthday was approaching, he went around asking his co-workers for ideas to get his mom a bday gift.
None of their ideas appealed to him, until someone suggested a p...
The Make-A-Wish foundation and a child
A cheerful child is diagnosed with a fatal cancer and doesn't have long to live even with modern treatment, making the child extremely melancholy. As such, the Make-A-Wish foundation approaches the child and his family to provide a single wish. When asked what the child wants, he ...