I got booed off stage on open mic night because of my terrible Schwarzenegger impersonation but I'm not gonna let that get to me....

I'll return

I came second in a Winston Churchill impersonation contest...

...close but no cigar...

My wife kicked me out because of my poor Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations. But never fear,

I’ll return.

TIFU by doing a Sean Connery impersonation all day.

My friend dared me to do my best Sean Connery impersonation for twenty-four hours yesterday, and it was going really well, until last night....

I asked my girlfriend to sit on my face.

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I can't believe no one liked my Elvis impersonation

Personally, I think that having a drug overdose on the crapper was spot on.

I don't understand how people can do such good impersonations.

I can't even be myself around other people.

After contemplating the idea for a while, I decided to turn myself into the police.

It was fun while it lasted pulling people over and taking their drugs and stuff, until I got busted for impersonation.

I made a list on how to do an impersonation of Victor Meldrew

a) Don't

b) Leave it

Jimmy Carr Joke - Socially Unacceptable

JC - I can do a brilliant Michael Jackson impersonation - would you like to see it?

Crowd - YES!

JC - I just need a young volunteer that can keep a secret

(laughter ....)

(\* hope and pray that I've offended none broke no posting rules \*)

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I shot a black man and got caught

I was charged with impersonation of a police officer.

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