I got booed off stage on open mic night because of my terrible Schwarzenegger impersonation but I'm not gonna let that get to me....

I'll return


My wife kicked me out of the house because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations..But, don’t worry. I’ll Return!!

I came second in a Winston Churchill impersonation contest...

...close but no cigar...

After considering it for weeks, I finally decided to turn myself into the police.

It really wasn't worth it. Scaring people and stealing their drugs was fun, but getting busted for impersonation sucked.

TIFU by doing a Sean Connery impersonation all day.

My friend dared me to do my best Sean Connery impersonation for twenty-four hours yesterday, and it was going really well, until last night....

I asked my girlfriend to sit on my face.

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I can't believe no one liked my Elvis impersonation

Personally, I think that having a drug overdose on the crapper was spot on.

I don't understand how people can do such good impersonations.

I can't even be myself around other people.

I made a list on how to do an impersonation of Victor Meldrew

a) Don't

b) Leave it

Jimmy Carr Joke - Socially Unacceptable

JC - I can do a brilliant Michael Jackson impersonation - would you like to see it?

Crowd - YES!

JC - I just need a young volunteer that can keep a secret

(laughter ....)

(\* hope and pray that I've offended none broke no posting rules \*)

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I shot a black man and got caught

I was charged with impersonation of a police officer.

My sister is trying to become an impressionist but she’s really bad at it.

I asked her to do a Luke Skywalker impersonation and she just said “NOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIPLE!”

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